Tongue Twisters or Knot

I recently decided to write a month’s worth of tongue-twisters. Why would I do something so maniacal?  That shouldn’t be too hard to do, I thought? But these tongue-twisters required more of me than writing 31 one-liner diction exercises. These had to be fun. Some had to be syncopated poems. Those which were one-liners insisted on being lists of one-liners. And once I got 31, they just wounded stop coming. Finally I had to shut off the faucet.

Enjoy such tongue-twisters as: Thin’s Shims; Path Cat’s on the Cat Path; Heathcliff’s Eclipse; Frog’s Frock; Swanson the Swan (below); Gargoyle Girl; Charles Chews Chocolate; Dr Jekyll Heckled Hyde’s Spectacular Side; Paradoxical Paradise; and Sasha Sashays.

Tongue Twisters or Knot

Swanson the swan swung
O’er the bolly belly billabong
Out o’er the water he flew
Making a heck of a swell hullabaloo

The lackadaisical lake lacked water
The faster he flew did he falter
And he barely missed three trees
By tucking in his knobby knees

Swanson the swan swung
O’er the bolly belly billabong
He missed a pilaster avoiding master disaster
Landing with haste in the past Pastor’s pasture

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